Funny Conversation between Akpos and Chichi on Whatsapp

Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes....
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200,and you have 3
packs a day,
which puts your spending each month at
N18,000. In one year,it would be N216,000
correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not
accounting for
inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending
at
over
N3,000,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked,
that money
could have been put in a step-up interest
savings
account and
after accounting for compound interest for the
past 15 years,
you could have now easily bought a brand new
Range Rover HSE Sport?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: So where's your Range Rover HSE Sport
then?

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